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Here is a convenient tool to use whenever selecting a martial art school.
Instructions
Free uniform ("gi") | First month free | The only | SWAT, SEAL or Special Forces | Recognized as |
World champion | Contract | Soke | Private lessons | Ancient |
Payment plan | Grandmaster | Aerobic karate, cardio kickboxing, or equivalent term | 30-day money back guarantee | Personal growth |
Black Belt Club | Practical | Credit check | Empowerment | Different color belts at every level |
Ultimate | Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and/or other celebrity endorsers | Rapid (or guaranteed) promotion | Samurai sword | Down payment |
If the school passes this test, also check the following:
The School
Mannequins inside the training area that are wearing uniforms and black belts. Items sold in an attached store do not count. | Pseudo-Chinese lettering combined with lots of trophies in the window. | Posters of Bruce Lee, Chuck Norris, and/or other film stars plastered on the school walls. Items sold in an attached store do not count. |
Three in a row should suggest a drive-by.
The Membership
Elementary school students wearing black belts. | Teenage students wearing black belts who demonstrate immature or unusually aggressive behavior. | Instructors who appear more than 100 pounds overweight. |
The Background Check
This may be the most important check. To do a background check on a school and its instructors: